I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
