handjob tips. give me some.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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