So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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