Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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