How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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