this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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