Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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