We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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