I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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