I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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