Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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