just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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