And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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