I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
420 ftw
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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