wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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