After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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