And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize