yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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