She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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