Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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