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I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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