Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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