i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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