Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
