Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
As shirtless as possible
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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