i don't plan on having that self control this summer
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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