drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
God, I missed his penis.
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