Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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