Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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