No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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