how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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