I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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