True but thats because hes a fetus.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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