I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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