my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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