I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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