love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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