We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I pour the whiskey from now on
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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