Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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