I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
