youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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