His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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