i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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