Dual....:-)
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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