Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
