That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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