Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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