we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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