It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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