So drunk its hurt
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
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If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
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