That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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