Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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