you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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