she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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